The War Continues......

My friend Tracie's husband Gordon and I have a little war going on. It's been awhile since we have had an action in this war, but I knew the war was not over. It started a few years back at a party I hosted (YES, I host a LOT of parties!). After everyone left, I walked into my bathroom to find everything re-arranged. Toothpaste was in the windowsill, towels in the bathtub, and mouthwash in the closet. I figured out that Gordon had done this. For the next year, every party that Gordon attended, he always messed up the bathroom before he left. So......when he and Tracie went on vacation, they asked Dan to feed the animals, and left us with a house key. He he he he.(Insert evil laugh here) Dan helped me put maxi pads in Gordon's underwear and tampons in his coat pockets. For some reason Gordon and Tracie have never given us a key to their house since.....wonder why? After that Gordon didn't mess with my bathroom.....until tonight. As soon as the last person was out the door, I told the kids to get jammies on and brush their teeth. Nate hollered from the bathroom that he couldn't find his toothbrush. I knew instantly that Gordon had attacked the bathroom again. We found the toothbrushes on top of the vanity mirrors. The best one tonight was the Reader's Digest was under the trash can. Good one Gordon. But we warned, the war is back on!!!!