Here's a few things that I heard that cracked me up this week.
Lily: Grandma, YOU know how to make popcorn too?
Lily: That little man wants to ride the scooter. (About her cousin Indy who is 5).
Lily: Mom, first grade is going to ROCK!
Nate: Mom, I can see under my bed. (I made him clean his room and it took long train tracks for him to "sweep" everything out from under his bed).
Nate: Mom, can we build a tree house and then I can live in it? (Good thing he asked me this before I saw what he found under his bed. I might have had a different answer).